We are not seeing each other anymore. We haven’t been together for a while. So please stop tempting me with iPhone apps.
You know, its funny, but I asked you for iPhone apps (if you recall, I was particularly obsessed with Farmville for a while there) the whole time we were together. I begged you, but you weren’t interested. Now that I’ve wised up, dumped your ass and started seeing other gaming companies, all of a sudden you’re willing to do what I would have killed for you to do when we were together?
Well, guess what? Its too little, too late. Your privacy policies suck and you have no morals. Oh, and don’t think I don’t see what you’re doing there – trying to suck my friends into this and getting them to take sides. No matter how many gifts you beg them to send me, it won’t change your fundamental lack of a soul. I’m not taking you back, so stop asking!
And another thing, jumping about and waving your arms in front of other games when I’m with other gaming companies that actually don’t ask for information that’s none of their business; do what I want; and publish their games as iPhone apps at my whim? Yeh, not cool. It demeans us all.
Just stop it.
Love Always,
Carla
PS You left your Spiderman underwear and your PS3 remote (umm…why did you even bring that over??) at my house. You’ll find your Spiderman underwear in the garbage if you drop by before next Wednesday. After that, check the local waste recycling centre. The PS3 remote I consider to be spoils of war – requesting its return may result in an international incident. No one wants that.
